I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the “E” stands for everything,
and they can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be Evangelical,
where at least I’m popular.
And I won’t forget the trendsetters,
who gave me this fever.
And I gladly dump it all,
when the next bestseller comes out.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I’m cutting edge,
God bless our coveted clout…
God bless our coveted clout!