>Proud to be Evangelical

If tomorrow all the truths were gone,
I’d cherished all my life.
And I had to start again,
with dreams of success ‘midst the strife,

I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the “E” stands for everything,
and they can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be Evangelical,
where at least I’m popular.
And I won’t forget the trendsetters,
who gave me this fever.

And I gladly dump it all,
when the next bestseller comes out.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I’m cutting edge,
God bless our coveted clout…

God bless our coveted clout!



3 thoughts on “>Proud to be Evangelical

  1. >Odd things pop into my mind as I’m mowing the yard. I kid because I care.

    Posted by Jeff Wright | September 22, 2008, 10:41 pm
  2. >I know it warmed the cockles of my heart. //wipes away tear//Could we get an adaptation of Dire Straits “Heavy Fuel” next with a warning about the deadly sins: Drinking and Tobacco use?

    Posted by Matthew Bradley | September 22, 2008, 12:17 pm
  3. >Was there an occasion for this bit of mock-Greenwoodic, or did the muse just visit?

    Posted by Nathan P. Gilmour | September 22, 2008, 10:42 am

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