>We are currently tracking a story today alleging that Sarah Palin is, in fact, a clone. Reliable sources, namely a blogger by the name of “cobracommander,” reveal that Palin was created by a Dr. Mindbender using DNA extracted from some of the most cunning and ruthless military leaders the world has ever known: Julius Caesar, Napoleon Bonaparte, Attila the Hun, Philip II of Macedon and his son Alexander the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler, Hannibal, Genghis Khan, and Grigori Rasputin. This latest information fuels speculation that Sarah Palin is actually positioning herself to become emperor.
Dr. Mindbender was not immediately available for comment. Sgt. Slaughter is reported to be furious and is preparing to confront what he calls a re-cloned Serpentor. James McCullen Destro XXIV the Laird of Castle Destro in the Scottish Highlands, also known as “Destro,” advises that the Sarah Palin clone also contains the DNA of Amon-Toth, Erik the Red, Moctezuma II, Storm Shadow, Sun-Tzu, and even King Solomon.
We were reluctant to report on these latest developments until we verified that the story is currently the most popular “Fwd” on the internet. At that point our concerns were satisfied. There is no word yet on whether or not this “cobracommander” was also responsible for the very reliable “book banning” internet story we ran with last week.
from Pursuing Truth