[HT – A Little Leaven (great blog!)]
>Favorite part:”Daddy’s got a Lexus . . . “
>Yes, pretty much the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. I simply had to repost on my VDM blog. Thanks CRMafia!
>Pretty funny but let’s have the flip side like the “traditional” church I went to not long ago where the pastor was at least 108 years old and the place smelled like your grandmother’s closet. The organ put me to sleep…..but at least I wasn’t alone. “Let’s all sing stanzas 1, 2, 3 & 5 of hymn 235” (Couldn’t figure out what was wrong with 4, but I thanked God for little mercies.)
>There ya go Jeff! Expand new callings (**cough**) for another detachment of the usher ministry – (i.e. consierge service – by providing pillows and turning on those majestic sounds of nature on those sound machines to further enhance your nap time and becoming one with nature. Then awake refreshed and ready to go with a ice cold berry-tofu shake environmentally packaged to go! weeeeeeeee
>”That way you get a double portion of junk food in 1/2 the time so one does not miss a tip off or kickoff.”Best.Idea.Ever! 🙂 I’m thinking of taking my afternoon nap during the service so I don’t miss anything later that afternoon. We could set up cots, hammocks.
>*chuckle*That truly made me laugh.We have one of those types of churches where I live. A “Seeker” can bring in Mcdonalds, snacks (with those loud wrappers), and shakes into the service. That way you get a double portion of junk food in 1/2 the time so one does not miss a tip off or kickoff.
>Nice. Derivative, but nice.
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